Megan is the epitome of Angry, Young, and Poor. She is easily frustrated, often violent, and makes a lot of angry noises. She is approximately 6685 days old as of March 5th, 2009 (which translates to a bit more than 18 years). She has returned to a very rudimentary bartering system in which she trades giving me rides to school in exchange for food and sometimes money.
- Megan is kind of lazy.
- She likes LOLCats (unfortunately).
- She loves disco and Jewish men.
- You put them together and she is ready for a good time.
- She sleeps. A lot. She rivals a sloth in the amount of sleep she needs in order to function normally.
- She loves the Love Calculator.
- She hates sandwiches, hot fruit, fake people, and girly men.
- Seriously, she sleeps a lot.
- She watches YouTube videos all the time, and no one has any fucking clue how she found them. Not even her. She just knows that she found it. And she will send me video after video on IM and expect to watch and remember every detail about every single one.
- She is always losing her cell phone.
- Her response to whether or not she likes eating or sleeping better: “Ummmm, do I really have to choose?...Maybe I could dream about eating...?”
- She really hates shopping. A lot.
- But she really needs to go shopping. A lot.
- She loves macaroni (or like Yankee Doodle).
- She has a clock collection that is pretty baller. And that is a big deal for me to say, because not only is “baller” a term I reserve only for the most baller-ific things, but because I also have trouble telling time and used to really hate clocks.
- In Soviet Russia, sleep loves Megan!
- She loves CollegeHumor, both the website and the TV show (but not as much as I do)
- She is the Amir to my Jake.
- She likes tall men. Anyone know a tall, tech-y Jew in the Austin area for her?
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